The most legit cookies you will ever make

We are healthy people.
We are.
Promise.
Exxccepppt...
don't you think weekends are an ideal time for non-healthy items to please your palette? {The answer is yes.} Now that we have cleared that up, let me share the easiest, most delicious recipe you will ever make. Notice how all my recipes are easy. I may be able to ace an English exam, but cooking has just got-to-be simple. And gosh, you have probably already made these because mostly everyone knows how to make cookies out of a cake. Don't burst my bubble here, k? Thanks.
And yes, you better make it. On a weekend. Or during the week. Unless you are like us and you pretend to be healthy but then over-indulge {just a tad} Friday through Sunday. Anyway...here ya go. You're welcome.

1 chocolate cake mix
1 Egg
1 Stick butter
2 tbs. water
However many butterscotch chips you have

Mix. Place on pan. Bake at 350 for exactly 10 minutes.
Die and go to Heaven.

If done properly, you will mostly likely turn your kitchen into a Subway bakery.
{Minus the sandwiches.}