Probably some of you will say what I would say if one of you wrote this post...
Something like, "stop looking if it bugs you so bad."
but Imma write it anyway, k?
I think we all need a little brush-up on Facebook etiquette.
Not that I am some kind of pro here, but whatever.
Here it goes, ten things {trust me, I have many more} to remember about the good ol' fb:
1. Facebook is not the place to let us know what you ate for dinner.
*Also not the place to let us know how you feel after you ate that dinner.
{And other stupid posts of the sort.}
2. Please spare us of the bragging of oneself. We. Get. It.
3. Show people you love them. That's probably what Facebook is for. STOP showing us that you love them every five seconds. For the sake of all things holy, please keep those posts to a minimum.
4. Oh, and while we are at it, please keep the slobbering make-out pictures to a minimum as well. Unless of course you are engaged or something. There ya go.
5. Don't fight your battles on fb. Unless you want people laughing at the ridiculousness of your level of maturity. {Which is probably why you wrote that post in the first place. Correct?}
6. Just FYI. People wonder about your vanity when you tag yourself in 56218734 pictures.
7. They also wonder about your vanity when you write about your vanity. {Refer to fb etiquette #2}
8. Probably just go ahead and keep your skanky posts/pictures/crude language to yourself.
No one enjoys that. And I hate to break it to ya, no one cares.
9. Always remember that spelling and grammar tell people a lot about your intelligence.
10. When you post something you should think to yourself,
"would I be comfortable with this if I knew my mother was reading it?"
Scary to think, but in this day and age, there is a good chance that she is.
{Unless of course your mom is like mine and she has to creep on you through other people's fbs.}
Please and thank you.
Peace and love.
Amen.